There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I want you more than these girls want KFC
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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