3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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