It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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