I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I still have a little drunk in my system
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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