Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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