doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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