How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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