And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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