and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Best friends brother. Beat that.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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