I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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