Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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