Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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