i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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