He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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