I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
