I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
