Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I need moral support for this bender
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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