Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Dear god my vagina.
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