So drunk its hurt
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
