Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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