Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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