I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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