The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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