so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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