We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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