I am in a vortex of obligation.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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