He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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