party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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