I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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