after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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