Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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