It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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