didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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