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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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