Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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