we're blogging at a bar
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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