I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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