They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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