dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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