would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
