My cat gives me a boner
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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