I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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