that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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