i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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