vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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