her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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