This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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