TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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