maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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