Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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