You're earring is so big in my mouth
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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