if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
where does the pee come out of this thing
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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