Buhtt sex?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
