Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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